Playing as Zero Suit Samus, the player must defeat Captain Falcon on Smashville within a time limit of 8:00. with two stocks each. Intentionally, lag occurs approximately every five seconds throughout the match, making it a slow-paced fight. Zero Suit Samus and Captain Falcon each have 2 stocks, and Captain Falcon has the name "Ace".
The ranking the player receives is based on how much time the event takes to be completed. The specific conditions for this are listed below.
> 1:25 '00
This event is a reference to online play in SSF2, as well as the Super Smash Bros. series as a whole, which is notorious for the lag players often experience.
This is the only instance in the game where a computer player has a customized name.
The preview image of this event was changed in Beta 1.2.4 due to Captain Falcon receiving new sprites.