Talk:Super Smash Flash

"This game is still considered the best Super Smash Bros. fan game ever created."

...What? It's hardly even playable, how is it the best Smash fangame ever?

It remains true to the fundamentals, even though the movesets are frustrating at points

True to fundamentals? Hardly! There are so many basic mechanics missing from the game that it doesn't deserve to be called a Smash Fangame. Plus all of the glitches make the game virtually unplayable. DevonS 19:23, 24 September 2008 (UTC)

My Review
Super Smash Flash is definitely the most pathetic excuse for a fangame I have ever seen. I'd rather shove rusty nails into my eyeballs than play this horrible piece of crap. I honestly don't know where to start bashing this game, so I'll just kill it piece by piece.

Controls
The controls are dreadful. Even simply walking is crippled. When you're moving and you have to turn around, it takes five whole seconds for your character to start running in the other direction. The movesets (or lack thereof) are terrible. Each character only gets four moves. What kind of use is that? Not to mention the absence of so many basic game mechanics. No third jump, no shield, no ledge grabbing, you don't even get a complete moveset. How can this even be associated with Smash Bros. if all these basic techniques are missing!?

Gameplay
As stated above, the movesets are absolutely pathetic. The game is also lags like there's no tomorrow. I was playing break the targets on this game. I read a 1-inch thick book, made and ate a sandwich, and brushed my teeth. When I came back to the computer, only 10 seconds had passed in game time, and I had just gotten a brand-spanking-new laptop, so I know that's not the problem. Not to mention all the glitches. They make the game totally unplayable. In classic mode, in the battle against Samus and Mario, they start off the fight by committing suicide. What kind of drugs was this guy taking when he was working on this game? Did he even work on it? All the glitches point to "no". In the floating island stage in adventure mode, you fall through the platforms. This already makes Adventure mode unplayable because this stage is impossible to complete unless you cheat.

Final Thoughts
Now, I don't have a problem with a challenge, but when the challenge is based on how crippled the game is, then FUCK IT! It's so hard that it would be easier to go outside in a Category 5 hurricane and try to dodge rain! What kind of game is this!? Is this some kind of insanity test!? The guy was probably out drinking and doing all kinds of drugs. Now just multiply that by all 10 seconds of development and you'll figure out why this game sucks so bad. He didn't even work on it. In other words, the game sucks. DevonS 19:22, 1 October 2008 (UTC)

ItsameSMB: I agree. Besides, opinions should not be expressed here. This is suppose to be a neutral article, so let's keep it that way.